Laugh Out Loud Friday

A football fan comes home from the bar pretty lit up at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets out a good long fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he actually pooped a little in the bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

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